You know your house is cold when...

1. You can see your breath
2. Your shower gel is so icy you have to run it under warm water in order to squeeze it out
3. The inside of your refrigerator feels warm
4. You sleep in thermals, pj pants, and sweats and your still cold
5. You have to use at least four blankets at night
6. You dump ice into your sink before you go to bed and it's still there in the morning
7. You have to wear gloves and a beanie to bed
8. The thermometer in your house is below 50
9. You take a shower just to get warm
10. You take every opportunity you have to bake something just to feel the warmth of the stove

yup... my house has all these signs and more... curse my heater being broken and not being able to reach the people who were suppose to fix it a few weeks ago... curse my wood getting wet because the tarp somehow got ripped... ugh...

I'm frozen and I can't take much more! ah!

Scotts Valley Property Management stinks...